Pregnant stripper...not hot.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize