Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so explain again why im purple
no
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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