Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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