Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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