It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Screwed.edu
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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