It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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