you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need moral support for this bender
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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