I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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