I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
