ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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