The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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