Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
