if i can run in heels then i can drive
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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