They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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