Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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