so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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