i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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