ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize