I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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