I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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