office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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