I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
is it fun? or sober?
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