i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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