Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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