Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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