awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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