How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
