Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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