What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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