He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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