I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just cropdusted the office
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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