I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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