I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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