Got a toothbrush?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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