I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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