He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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