my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
