I think scott just propositioned me for sex
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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