we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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