I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I can't turn off my feet"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Randomize
