in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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