Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize