I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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