I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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