great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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