***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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