dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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