he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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