She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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