I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
