Its about making memories worth repressing
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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