Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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