Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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