Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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