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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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